Have you ever had such questions in your mind ?
1. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? ( oh, hang on! )
2. What Happens if a Zombie bites a Vampire ?
( zompire, hmmm )
3. Why do they call a building a building when it is already built? ( i’ll work on my grammar )
4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ( because, ahh! )
5. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know? ( i’ll never know )
6. Why do sky divers wear helmets ? ( Doh! , to protect their brain )
7. If the product says “Do not use if seal is broken”, how are you supposed to open it and use it?
8. Do prison buses have emergency exits? ( no comments )
9. What is Satan’s Second Name ? ( Satan! )
10. If God sneezes, what should you say? ( bless you! )
