We’ve snagged the most cringe-worthy and hilarious stories of phone sex operators in India, so grab a pint and have a seat. You’re gonna need it.
Phone sex in India is still alive and well. In fact, phone sex the world over is still a thriving business. The true heroes, however, are definitely the operators themselves. We asked eight different former pros’s about their funniest stories while working for Indian Sex Talk, one of the best operators of phone sex in India.
- Mother Knows Best
“I was on a call with a really nice gentleman who had never used phone sex before. He was really sweet and well mannered, nothing too over the top dirty, just a bit of playful chat. As we were reaching the “climax” of our session, I hear the voice of what could only be this guy’s mother, on the other line screaming at him in Bengali about how he shouldn’t be spending his time on the phone when he has chores to do. I felt so embarrassed for the guy I ended up pretending to be an IT specialist, helping him with his computer” – Pihu, 34
2. Gotta Train to Catch
“I was in this really deep and naughty chat with a fellow. We had been speaking for at least 20 minutes, and he was getting into some really dirty narratives. I could tell that he was really into it and about ready to burst. I overheard a train announcement in the background. I was horrified and almost screamed at him, asking if he was in a train station. He immediately hung up.” -Saanvi, 48
3. Confidence Boost
“One of my regulars would call me just before he had any big board meeting. He said that it helped his confidence, so I, of course, played along. He would have me act like a competing business person, trying to argue which one of us would “get the client”. We never talked about anything dirty, just yelled back and forth about how we were each the best choice for the client at hand. It was so weird, but also really fun!” – Ananya, 30
4. Bun in the Oven
“I had one caller ask me once to pretend to be pregnant. I don’t mind the fetishes, so I went along with it. When we got to the naughty part of the call, he shrieked “THE BABY TOUCHED ME” horrified, and hung up. Funniest thing I have ever experienced. It became a long-standing office joke after that.” -Prisha, 36
5. This is Not Food Food
“I was transferred a “regular caller” and didn’t think much of it. Said hello in my most seductive voice once the call picked up. Instead of hearing the person I was familiar with, an elderly sounding woman screamed a hello and immediately started telling me recipes, and all about how her samosas would be perfect for our ‘show’. It turns out my clients mum had found my number labelled as “Food Food Contestant Line”. She thought she was applying for a television show. On the bright side I got a really nice recipe for paneer” -Anari, 27
6. Deaf Becomes Her
“I had a client who was deaf, and so instead of speaking over the phone, we would chat online through Indian Sex Talk. He was the sweetest guy in the world, and after a few months, he stopped talking to me about sexy things and started asking for dating advice. He said that our ‘relationship’ had given him the confidence to go out and start dating. It was the best moment I had ever had at my job.” -Fatima, 38
7. Ninja Warrior
“I had one client who was really charismatic and descriptive. It was awesome because I would have to do very little of the talking myself. One day he called in and told me that he was a ninja warrior, here to save me from evil. He then started telling me about his combat style, and was even describing the way he was jumping and ‘flipping up the walls’. It took everything I had not to burst into laughter.” – Kiara, 50
8. Curry Wurst
“There was a man who would call in and said he had ‘unusual fantasies’. He had already burnt through many of our other operators, but I was still relatively new, so I didn’t mind a challenge. I told our dispatch that they could transfer him to me. The second I picked up the line and asked him what he liked, he told me he was pouring ‘hot curry all over my body’, but was then quick to tell me ‘not too hot, because you never want to burn the lady’. Haha! He was very considerate, but loved the idea of me ‘rubbing spices on my body while he massaged on lentils’. Still one of my favorite clients to date.” -Maryam, 37
