Do I even need to type an introduction here? Bah, seeing that I’ve already started, let me at least tell you that biryanis are actually of two kinds (which I had no idea about before) – pakki meaning cooked and kacchi meaning raw….ah hell, who cares. Just read the list.
1. This Adorable Picture Is Found Amongst Your Other Awkward Childhood Pictures
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And you goddamn love it.
2. And Even When You Grow Up You’re – Yup, Still The Gawky Biryani Lover
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3. It’s Been Months Since You’ve Eaten A Good Plate Of Biryani, So You Write A Song Of Grief
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And you call it Aashiq-E-Biryani. God, you’re one hell of a crazy biryani lover.
4. Given A Choice (And Also Enough Money) You’d Like To Eat Biryani Three Times A Day: Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner (Not-To-Mention The Special Biryani Snacks Between Meals)
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5. Apparently, You’re The Kind Of Guy Who Keeps A Few Tissues At Hand To Wipe Away Tears And Blow Nose While Eating Your Favourite Dish
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6. When Life Isn’t Going Anywhere, You Order A Plate Of Steaming Biryani To Instantly Spice Up Your Life
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7. Whether It’s Treating Friends Or A Family Feast – Biryani Will Save The Day For You
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8. You Eat Biryani Like A Beast And Embarrass Your Friends
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9. On Days When You Suddenly Crave For Something Hot And Meaty – The Drooling Image Of Biryani Is The First Thing That Comes To Your Mind
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10. Your Dream Job Is To Become A Briyani-Taster
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But god damnit, there ain’t no job called biryani-taster. Kill me now.
11. Ah, The Pain, The Sorrow You Experience When There’s No Leg Piece In You Chicken Biryani
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12. When Someone Lectures You That Eating Biryani Everyday Will Ruin Your Stomach – That Guy Is In Trouble
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Never talk sh*t of my biryani. Get it!
13. When You Come Home After A Stupid Day At Office And Discover You’re Mum Has Cooked Biryani For The Night, You Go
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14. When Someone Calls Your Soft Savoury Biryani A Pulao (Or A Matter-A-Fact Anything Else) You Go Insane. Quite Literally
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Dude, never do that again in front on a die hard biryani lover.
15. I’ll Bet My Belly Button, Every Insane Little Biryani Lover Has Been Through This Situation
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Hah, I won.
