To all those single folks out there, we know single-hood has its highs and lows. It is neither a bed of rose, nor a sea of thorns. Yet, non-singles just love to rub it our single-hood status on our faces.
In a tribute to the single-hood community, we present 10 Things Singles Are Tired of Listening To.
1. Settle Down & Take Charge of Your Life
Apparently, by settling down, people don’t mean financial security, they mean getting into a relationship, and until and unless one has a partner, they are seen as a laid-back person.
2. Stop Being So Choosy/Picky
Well! Just because someone is not getting into a relationship doesn’t mean that he/she will grab any random person and fall for him/her. We singles will not settle for anything other than ‘The One’.
3. Wait For The Right Moment
Yes! Should I wait for apocalypse?
4. You Suffering From Sexual/Physical Ailment?
Man! Could you really say something after that!
5. You Are Commitment-Phobic
Well, my commitment is worthy. So, I can’t give it away to anyone and everyone
6. Stop Living Like A Bohemian
OK! Let’s now talk about lifestyle! Now it comes down to this. Put every blame on singles
7. I’ll Find The Right Person For You
It is the ultimate statement that your best friend, cousin or sibling will tell you. Well, it is my life! I think I would do a better job in handling my life than you can.
8. You Can’t Stay With One Person
Ok! Now single are polygamists? Wow!
9. Are You Asexual?
People seriously can come up with every reason imaginable and unimaginable.
10. You’re Single? That Must Be So Fun & Easy
And now, the “You’re So Lucky” part. Most people who are in a relationship look at their single friends and impart this age old statement. As complimentary as it may sound, but single-hood like non-single-hood has its advantages and disadvantages. Only if someone could accept it!