Guys, if you want to talk to a girl, just be nice and say ‘Hello’ or ‘Can we be friends?’. Keep it simple. But seriously, using pickup lines as a conversation starter or to impress doesn’t work all the time dude.

Anyways, Here are “15 Cheesy Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use On A Girl, Like Never!”


1. If I could rearrange the alphabets, I’d put U and I together.

u and i together

You prefer slap or a punch ?


2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

kajol kill

I kill people.


3. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

priyanka angry

Piss off


4. You turn my software into hardware!

preity zinta



5. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

katrina kaif

Kill them all


6. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!


You want me to break it too?


7. Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

alia bhatt

You Suck


8. You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.


Are you always this boring or only occasionally ?


9. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

get lost

Seriously, get lost! Looser…


10. Is your dad a terrorist? coz you are a bomb!


Grow up kiddo!


11. The day I saw you, I cancelled my account.

bug off

How sweet! But, bug off i’m married…


12. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?


Kill yourself please, Will you!


13. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.



Nice, but this is not gonna happen.


 14. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

kill me

kill me now


15. Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

Say this to your sister


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