Have you ever had such questions in your mind ?

 

1. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?   ( oh, hang on! )

hang

 

 

2. What Happens if a Zombie bites a Vampire ?

 ( zompire, hmmm )

 

3. Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?  ( i’ll work on my grammar )

building

 

4. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  ( because, ahh! )

glue penny

 

 

5. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know? ( i’ll never know )

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6. Why do sky divers wear helmets ?  ( Doh! , to protect their brain )

skyd

 

 

7.  If the product says “Do not use if seal is broken”, how are you supposed to open it and use it?

giphy (2)

 

 

8. Do prison buses have emergency exits?  ( no comments )

giphy (10)

 

 

9. What is Satan’s Second Name ?  ( Satan! )

giphy (6)

 

 

10.  If God sneezes, what should you say?  ( bless you! )

giphy

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